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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Big Names Today

Today I went to an Alzheimer's Hearing in the Senate, where the senators present included Specter (James Bond not in attendance).

The witnesses who spoke included:
  • Sandra Day O'Connor
  • Maria Shriver
  • Newt Gingrich
  • Bob Kerry
  • Some old dude

Because so many people were crammed in the room, I had to stand in the back and take notes. While I was taking notes, I noticed the woman in front of me was wearing a crown. Yes. A crown. I looked a bit closer and she was wearing a sash that said "Miss...." and I thought, "neat! it's Miss America!". But, then she turned around and the full sash said "Miss Sussex County".

Really? Sussex county? That gives you the right to waltz around the nation's capitol in a crown and sash? I don't think so.

Anywho, on the way back to the office walking through the tunnels underneath the Senate buildings, I passed right by none other than John Kerry. And let me tell you, that guy is gigantically tall at 6 feet, 4 1/2 inches. It was a neat experience to be able to walk right past a man who ran for President.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Funtime Trip to Richmond!

Not quite. On Monday I get to drive 2 hours down to Richmond and 2 hours back to get a physical at the VA center there as a condition of employment for my residency this coming July.

Not really sure why I couldn't go to Walter Reed, but it probably has to due with all the yellow fever-laden mosquitos in that area.

(there's a joke in this post somewhere, 10 points to anyone who gets it)

An email that was sent out yesterday

And I quote:

"RESF 15 NOTE THE FOLLOWING IMPORTANT MESSAGE.

For the filming of a TV pilot, there will be a simulated explosion onWednesday, March 25 between 9:30 a.m. and noon near Key Bridge in theDistrict. The explosion will produce a 20 to 30' fireball that will last forapproximately 2 minutes.Please pass along this information to others appropriate. The Department ofHomeland Security and D.C. Police and Fire departments have been notified,along with the Washington Airports Authority. The Virginia State Patrol andArlington Police Department will be contacted.

The explosion will take place on the Potomac River just north of the KeyBridge and Jack's Boathouse (K / Water Street, NW under the WhitehurstFreeway). In the scene to be filmed, there will be six (6) sculling boats onthe Potomac River and one of them blows up.

CBS Paramount television is filming a pilot titled "Washington Field." Thisis a new television series about the elite Washington field office of theFBI and a team of agents with exceptional and diverse skills who are calledtogether for only the most critical cases."


.....sometimes it's neat to live in a place full of crazy people.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Residency Match Results

Howdy everyone!

Just wanted to drop a line and let you know I have been accepted as a pharmacy resident at the Central Texas Veterans Health Care System in Temple, TX for next year.

Here's the facility's website: http://www.centraltexas.va.gov/

And here's a description of the town: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple,_Texas

Monday, March 16, 2009

I'm Old

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1162052/Old-age-begins-27--scientists-claim-new-research.html?ITO=1490

Some photos from the weekend have been put up on my photobucket account (link in previous posts). Included are pics from the ShamrockFest Rose and I went to on Saturday and a few pics of a crazy funky car I saw on my way walking to the Metro today.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Me and Gere!

Some new pictures:
  • Abraham Lincoln's Repeating Rifle from the Museum of American History
  • The Capitol Building
  • The Washington Monument
  • Pictures from afar of Richard Gere and Nancy Pelosi
  • Pictures of Richard Gere and a musical artist called "Evolve" who is trying to get Gere to read a binder full of ideas for a peace walk thing
  • A pic of me and Gere (well, a pic of Gere and a bunch of people that I stuck my fat head into)

Pretty Woman/Lobbiest

Tonight I'll be going to a reception hosted by Richard Gere about the "Free Tibet" movement.

This is pretty cool, because if they're giving Tibet away for free, I'll totally take one.
It would make a nifty souvenir.
Or maybe I'll sell it to China.
For all their tea.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Museum Trip

This morning, I got up at the crack of 10:30 and went to go see some of the museums D.C. has a offer. I started with the Air and Space Museum, which has a great exhibit on WWI fighter pilots and some disabled ICBM rockets from both the USA and USSR on display. Next, I headed off to the American History Museum. There, I saw Abraham Lincoln's hat, suit and repeating rifle. There was also a neat exhibit on the production process of penicillin, and I was probably more excited to learn about that then 99.9% of the other people there. I might go see some more museums tomorrow, but I'll play it by ear.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Huge Picture Post!

Hey everyone!

I have a huge picture post today at http://photobucket.com/peterman99, which includes:
  • Pictures of my trip to the village in Alaska
  • Pictures of our (Rose and I) trip to Savannah for Valentine's Day
  • Pictures of Washington D.C.
  • A picture of a military reception entitled "Expeditionary Warfare Update Pizza Briefing". What's next? "Navy SEAL ice cream social"?
  • A picture of me with the Ambassador of Liechtenstein!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Up on The Hill

So I arrived up here in Washington D.C. on Sunday, and am completing a congressional legislative rotation. I am working in the office of Bob Etheridge (D-NC) as an intern with all the responsibilities that go with it. So far, most of what I've done has been stuffing envelopes and answering phone calls, but if I can spend about 50% of the time doing real work I figure the experience will be worth it.

Yesterday I went to my first Congressional Hearing, and heard this discussion on upcoming Veterans Affairs mental health legislation. At the hearing, one of the witnesses who is a former Marine said the best way to evaluate the levels of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) is to make pre-and-post-deployment screenings mandatory. He said that currently, the military does the same mandatory pre-and-post screenings for dental care and said, "I don't have the best grill, but it gets the job done". Watching a former Marine refer to his "grill" before members of Congress was absolutely fantastic.

Afterwards, I went back to the office and spent about two hours doing research on the proposed legislation and writing a summary memo for the Legislative Director of Healthcare for the Congressman. It might be read.

After work, the other pharmacy student here from Wingate and myself met one of our professors who is up here on a lobbying expedition for Pharmacy Managed Care for a drink and then headed off to a Clean Energy reception. "Reception" is code for "open bar and buffet".

Today I'll be attending another Veterans Affairs hearing, to take notes and write memos.

Next week, I'll go to training to learn how to give Capitol tours to VIPs, which will be neat because I'll get to learn the history of the place. I've been taking a few pictures here and there, but because there is no internet access at the house I'm staying at it might be awhile before I get them up.

Miss you all!

Friday, February 6, 2009

Last Day!

Well, it's my last day in Bethel and I leave tomorrow afternoon barring volcano explosions. Here are some of the memorable things that have happened in the past few days:

1. Drove on a frozen river out to a village (about a 45 minute trip) and helped to some pharmacy stuff out there. I got a picture of the clinic and a car that had sunk and froze halfway into the river, which I'll upload later. I didn't get anymore pictures of the village, because the buildings looked about the same as in Bethel, except for the carefully-labeled "waste buckets" outside of all the homes.

2. Went to a party last night and saw a Greek policeman stick someone's camera down his pants and take a picture. To prevent being nightsticked and arrested, I refrained from any "telephoto lens" comments.

3. Prevented a huge medication error this afternoon.

All said and done, a good trip with interesting experiences, but I'll be glad to get back!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Erik and the Volcano

Here's the story:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,486532,00.html

Basically, there's a big volcano getting ready to blow in the next few days-to-weeks. Hopefully, it'll hold on until after Saturday to go off so I won't be stuck in the Tundra for who knows how long.

Wish me luck and pray to Pele for me.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

My fun experiences today

So today I rounded with a doctor specializing in pediatrics and women's health. I got to do the following:

1. See a newborn taken from a Caesarean section and cleaned up. He turned from a dark purple to a bright pink after about 5 minutes on oxygen. Baby's doing fine.

2. Play with a 6 year old girl in the doctor's office. This cute little girl read my name badge and started going, "Erik! Erik! Erik!" and hiding when I looked at her. Then she'd stick her tongue out at me and run away when I made monster noises.

3. Explain to a native pharmacy tech all about the "native traditions" of the Lower 48, to which she was absolutely dumbfounded.

Nine days until I hop on a plane!

The Zombie Apocalypse Approaches

Now, this is just fantastic.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,484326,00.html

Also, a volcano is going to erupt near Anchorage in the next few "days to weeks".

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/01/29/alaska.volcano/index.html


Current temperature with wind chill: -35F

Temperature after volcano erupts: AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!!!!

Monday, January 26, 2009

11 Days to Go

Last night my preceptor invited me and the other pharmacy student over for dinner. He and his wife made caribou lasagna with home-picked blueberry cobbler and ice cream for dessert. Fantastic food. After dinner, we played Uno with his kids. And I won at Uno.

That's right. Six-year olds beware, for I am the Uno Master!

Weather's calmed down again, ranging from 20 to zero, so it's downright balmy here right now.

Looking forward to seeing everyone again.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

More Pictures from the K-300

Howdy all!

I've got 20+ pictures being uploaded right now to my photobucket account I took at the K300 sleddog race. The internet connection is slow, and I can only upload a picture about every 5-10 minutes, but I'll try to get them all up in the next hour or so.

To view the pictures, you can click on the ridiculously large photo below.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Puppies Postponed Again

Well, because of all the ice the Fiddle Dance was a bust. There were about 5 people that showed up, and twice as many people volunteering so I headed out after about an hour. The ice on the roads became so bad that the cabs stopped running. The picture of the iced-over parking lot is the parking lot of the Cultural Center where the Fiddle Dance was last night. After slipping and sliding home, I watched a bit of TV and headed to bed. Or at least I tried to despite the wailing banshees attacking the city.

About 10pm last night, the wind in Bethel picked up to 54 miles per hour with gusts up to 67. The entirety of Prison Row was shaking and rocking back in forth. As a reminder, all buildings in Bethel except for the hospital are built on wooden pilings. So with the wind whipping above, at, and below the house, I didn't get much sleep. Every so often something would break off of one of the other houses and skid/slide/scrape down the road past my place. So, that was exciting.

Waking up today, the sky is blue but because the streets and everything else is covered in a layer of melty ice the K300 was kicked back again to start noon tomorrow.

New pictures have been uploaded to the Flickr account, and should be showing on the column to the left.

Also this morning I went to Saturday Market, which is a big crafts fair held every month or so where Native Alaskans can sell their wares. I took a picture of the row of furs and myself holding a blue fox fur, which are both posted. The furs include foxes, badgers, mink, rabbit, muskrat and lynx. It was all I could do not to stand there all day and pet them.

So here I am again at the Armenian Pizza Place, uploading pictures and posting to the blog. Tomorrow, if the K300 starts up, I'll make sure to take a bunch of pictures.

Stay warm everybody!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Puppies Postponed

For the last few days it's been pretty warm here in Bethel, getting up into the high 30's. This would be a welcome break from the Hoth-like cold, but the increase in temperature during the day made it warm enough to rain. Then, at night, the rain froze. This has been going on for the past two days and nights, the result being a thick layer of smooth-as-glass-knock-you-on-your-keister ice covering all the roads and walkways. To begin with, not many roads other than the main highways are paved, so the layer of ice makes it terrible to drive on. Two nights ago, the cabs stopped running and I had to walk/slip all the way back to the house from the library. This morning, it was really bad ice so I took a little fieldtrip and bought a pair of ice-cleats called "Yak-tracks" which has to be the cutest name in pedal traction enhancement.

Also because of the ice, and general melty slushy ick that the city has become, the K300 has been pushed back to tomorrow with the hope that more snow will fall to give enough traction to drive on again.

There's a fiddle-dance tonight, so I'm going to get my groove (?) on there. I'll try to get pictures, too.

Monday, January 12, 2009

The Weekend

This weekend was pretty relaxing. I slept alot and watched the entire first season of The Wire, which I had downloaded a few weeks ago. On Sunday I went to the local Unitarian Universalist church, which is held in a log cabin next to a park. Including myself, there were 16 people in attendance. Apparently, the local UU's aren't an official chapter because they don't have non-profit status or a minister. It's more of a group meeting and discussion than religious service and a little more left-wing than I'm used to, but the people are nice and most of them work at the hospital. All the same, I don't think I've even seen so many hippies wearing fur before. When the service ended, I stepped outside and it was snowing (it had been too cold to snow for the past week) and I said, "Oh, look! It's snowing!". At that point, the few people around me gave me a weird look. Apparently, snow is not as interesting of a thing for the denizens of the tundra as it was for me. Anyway, I took a few pictures of the inside of the building and the park. Afterwards, we all went out for brunch at....the Armenian Pizza Place! Needless to say, the restaurant choices here are limited. Either way, it's hard to mess up corned beef and hash. Mmmmmm.

The sled-dog race starts up this Friday, so I'll try to get pictures of that for everyone.

Friday, January 9, 2009

In Soviet Russia, Pizza Eats You!

I found a wireless signal in a Russian pizza restaurant, and so I'm hunkering down here trying to do some work for my rotation. There's a group of 4 guys sitting at the booth next to me speaking in Russian, and I just keep thinking of the line from Simpsons or Family Guy "In Soviet Russia, car drives you!". Apparently, the democratic freedom granted by the fall of the Soviet Union 20 years ago has given Russian citizens to move to Bethel and bake calzones. Hooray democracy?

Tomorrow I'm going to check out the local museum and cultural center, and Sunday I'm going to the local Unitarian church service. Yes, there is one here, although it's not listed online with the main organization website or in the yellow pages. Apparently they meet every Sunday in an honest-to-god log cabin in the middle of a park. Sounds a little too Ralph Waldo Emerson for me, but it could be interesting. Of course, it could be full of left-wing Unitarian revolutionaries that are so vegan they only lick the lichen off of rocks for subsistence. Either way, I'm taking pictures.

I uploaded some more pictures of the hospital and my housing and can be found at:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/piratepharmd/


The sled-dog race is next weekend, and I'm volunteering for parts of it, so I'll make sure to take a bunch of pictures. The cold snap should end by Sunday, and bring the ambient temperature back to zero degrees (it's currently -22 F).

I miss everybody and will try to get more pictures up when I can.

My Cultural Presentation

Yup’ik Seal Hunting

During the spring season, young boys and elders fish by the river while watching for seals to appear. The seals are difficult to find because when they surface for air, they do so in the middle of the river and come up nose first. Then, the seals slowly bring the rest of their head to the surface. To the casual observer, the seal’s head would appear to be a log floating along with the current. Because it is difficult to spot the seals as they come up the river chasing schools of fish, the elders who have great experience, do so. When a seal is spotted coming up the river, or entering the river mouth, CB radios and other high tech communication devices are used to keep in contact with the village and other hunters.
Many boats will be launched from the village when a seal has been spotted, with everyone working together to successfully hunt it. Small harpoons called “bladder darts” will be fired from the boats by use of a “throwing board”, which is a specialized length of wood measured to be the length from a hunter’s elbow to the tips of their fingers. This throwing board increases the speed and velocity of the thrown dart. Bladder darts are used to capture smaller seals, and are composed of a short round shaft with light fletching at the butt end, and a bone or ivory nozzle at the tip into which a harpoon point is inserted. A bladder, which traditionally is made of dried and inflated seal intestine, is attached to the shaft. The harpoon point is connected to the shaft by a line and when a seal is struck, the harpoon becomes embedded beneath the layer of skin and blubber. The remaining shaft and bladder are dragged behind the seal on the surface of the water and serve to tire the seal into being more easily caught.
Villages have traditional food-sharing protocols to make sure all members have a fair distribution of the fresh seal meat. In some villages, the bladders of the bladder darts are individually marked to signify which hunter has completed the successful hunt, and although many people will help in the capture, the entirety of the seal will go to the individual hunter. Other traditions hold that the first seal of the season taken by a hunter is divided and given away to members of the village.
When a young man brings back his first seal, it is a cause for great celebration and is a type of rite of passage ceremony. The seal is skinned and butchered and a designated woman in the village (usually the wife, mother, or grandmother of the hunter) will divide the meat and seal blubber among the rest of the village, with large portions given to the village elders who no longer hunt. The young hunter is not allowed to eat or come in contact with the meat during this time. The young man’s family will save up for many years to prepare for this occasion, and on the day of the ceremony the family throws various objects to the rest of the village to show their wealth and pride. These objects can include gloves, mittens, pieces of cloth, cookware and others.
Traditionally hunters will save the bladders of the hunted seals and hold a Bladder Festival, which can last from 6 to 14 days. This festival takes place every winter, and is a time to thank the spirits of the seals that have been killed, and to release their spirits back to the world. It is believed that if the spirits of the seals have been treated respectfully, they will allow themselves to be killed again by the hunter. Because the inflated and dried bladders are believed to contain the soul or shade of the animal, at the end of the Bladder Festival the bladders and put below the ice so that the seals may be born again and have a new existence.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

New Employee Orientation

Yes, it's that wonderful time of the rotation where I get to go to new hire orientation for two days. Got to sit through the standard sexual harrasement talk; apparently it's not OK to grope your fellow employees.
Who knew?

Other than that, my first project is to present a report on Alaskan Native culture this Friday. I chose the traditional seal hunt as my topic. No, this isn't clubbing baby seals or anything. The clubbing is done by the Canadians and Japanese. The actual hunt, which is for subsistence, is done with very strict cultural and spiritual significance. Subsistence hunting, for those who don't know, is hunting for the meat of the animal. There aren't many Walmarts in the native fishing villages after all, and they must hunt to survive. The primary diet is dried fish, supplemented with berries, moose and caribou. I'll post my little report later on, because it's pretty interesting.

I'm trying to get internet hooked up in the little house I'm staying in so that I can upload some pictures and be available to check my email more than once a day, so hopefully that will happen in the next few days. Also, today I got ahold of some taxi vouchers so I might take a little trip this evening down the the Bingo parlor (the epitome of excitement in this area).

Scotch reserves are holding steady.

I've also put my name in the hat to volunteer for the big dog-sledding race coming up next week. You can find some info on it here: http://www.k300.org/core/

Sunday, January 4, 2009

In Bethel

I'm in Bethel at the hospital right now (the only place with internet) and it's -45 degrees with wind chill right now, which I know for a fact because I walked here from the house (short walk, but parts of me are frozen). I'll try to get some pictures later this week, because my camera may freeze if I turn it on outside with the temperature the way it is. Also, I'm staying in a row of houses called "Prison Row" because I'm about 50 feet from a prison complex. I went to the grocery store last night and bought some bread, peanut butter, oatmeal, lunch meats and cheese and some stuff to make jambalaya........$69.42. I'll get my cab and meal vouchers tomorrow, so that'll be nice. I have a roomate for the next 3 weeks named Quang. He's from Vietnam and a really nice guy. Well, I'm going to head on back the the house now, which we keep warm at night by setting the oven to Broil and leaving it open. Hope everyone is doing well!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Off to Bethel!

I'm off to Bethel this afternoon, and have added some world clock and weather info on the left hand side of the blog. That wind chill advisory warning means this:

Statement as of 4:56 AM AKST on January 03, 2009

... Wind Chill Advisory remains in effect until 4 PM akst Sunday...

Sub zero temperatures combined with north winds of 10 to 25 mph
will create wind chills as cold as 55 below zero through Sunday.

A Wind Chill Advisory means that very cold air and strong winds
will combine to generate low wind chills. This will result in
frost bite and lead to hypothermia if precautions are not taken.

Wish me luck!

Friday, January 2, 2009

Pictures!

Hey everybody!

I've added some pictures from our (Rose and I) trip to Austin and Colorado. Here are the links to the photoalbums:

www.flickr.com/piratepharmd

www.photobucket.com/peterman99

Also, I spent the whole day from 10am to 4pm walking around Anchorage. I went through the museum, walked along the coastal walkway and had reindeer sausage for breakfast. Mmmmmm.......Rudolf. I thought I was starting to get used to the cold until my eye froze shut for a few seconds because I blinked too slowly. Tomorrow morning I head off to Bethel!

I'm in Palin Country

Well, I got in last night at 10pm Alaska time. The flight was relatively uneventful, and I got a pretty good meal out of the deal. The only interesting part of the flight was when I started talking to the guy sitting next to me from Chicago to Anchorage. I told him I was going to Bethel, and he said, "Oh, we call that place BethHELL".... about that time I went back to my book and ignored him for the next six hours. Got my bags (bottles of scotch intact thank God) and went to get a taxi to the hotel. When I stepped outside, one of my lungs just about froze solid. Apparently, it's -3 degrees Farenheit here right now, which is colder than it usually is for this time of year. So....lucky me!

Got up this morning about 9am (noon eastern time) and I'm about to head out and get some breakfast. This will also be a nice test of whether I'm going to die of the cold, because I plan to walk there. I'll try to take some pictures on the way.