The Zombie Apocalypse Approaches

Now, this is just fantastic.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,484326,00.html

Also, a volcano is going to erupt near Anchorage in the next few "days to weeks".

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/01/29/alaska.volcano/index.html

Current temperature with wind chill: -35F

Temperature after volcano erupts: AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH! IT BURNS!!!!!!!